May 2013
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
pinkfloydism:
[ WALKS INTO SCHOOL ] WE DONT NEED [ KICKS KID OUT OF THE WAY ] NO EDUCATION [ FLIPS DESK OVER ] WE DONT NEED NO [ SCREAMS AT TEACHER ] THOUGHT CONTROL [ TRIPS INTO GARBAGE ]
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
jaclcfrost:
sparky-boom-man:
jaclcfrost:
the lost city of atlantis
the misplaced city of atlantis
the how-the-fuck-do-you-lose-an-entire-city-it’s-a-city-not-a-set-of-keys city of atlantis
How about
the non-existent city of atlantis
it exists
it has a website
mukuroikusaba:
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
cmbrbatch:
my dash right now:
doctor who
eurovision
people who aren’t from europe confused
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
soveryvantastic:
*gets on one knee* will you marry me? *pulls out a figurine of your favourite character*
